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YO MAMMA (updated Monday 15th March 2010 18:00:01 EDT)
KICKING CANS
your momma's so poor when she was kicking a can on a street someone asked her what she was doing she responded"I'm moving my house.
Added: Thursday 11th March 2010 00:00:01
YO MAMA SO STUPID
Yo Mama's so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo Mama's so stupid she clicked on an Ad Banner!
Yo Mama's so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo Mama's so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo Mama's so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo Mama's so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo Mama's so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Added: Thursday 25th February 2010 12:00:01
YO MOMA SO FAT...LEMONS
yo moma's so fat when a lemon touches her, she peels.!!!
Added: Friday 19th February 2010 00:00:01
SO POOR
yo mamma so poor that when i flicked a cigarette on the floor.... she said clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord we got some heat!!!!
Added: Monday 15th February 2010 18:00:01
YO MAMA'S HAIR IS SO SHORT
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.
Added: Friday 22nd January 2010 00:00:01
SO HAIRY
yout mum is so hairy that when she offerd to clean the cages at the zoo people walked past and said "look at that bear over there"
Added: Monday 28th December 2009 12:00:01
SO CROSS EYED
Yo mamma's cross-eyed, she threw a rock at the ground and missed!
Added: Sunday 27th December 2009 00:00:01
YO MAMMA IS SO FAT
yo mamma`s so fat her butt makes the grand canyon look like a ditch
Added: Monday 30th November 2009 12:00:01
WHALE WATCHING
Yo mamma is so big. The people that live near you put up signs "Free Whale Watching!"
Added: Wednesday 18th November 2009 06:00:01
VERY FAT MAMMA!!
Yo mamma's so fat, she's the tallest person in the world.. when she's laying down.
Added: Monday 26th October 2009 00:00:01
YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID!
Yo momma is so stupid when she went to a 24 hour store she asked what time does it close.
Added: Friday 11th September 2009 18:00:01
YO MAMA THE GOURMET
Your mama cooks so bad, your family prays after they eat!
Added: Thursday 16th July 2009 18:00:01
YO MAMA'S GLASSES...
Your mama's glasses are so thick that when she lookes on a map she can see people waving.
Added: Tuesday 14th July 2009 18:00:01
THE TOILET
Yo Mamma's so ugly when she passes by, the toilet flushes.
Added: Thursday 9th July 2009 06:00:04
SO OLD
Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white.
Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died.
Yo mama's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
Yo mama's so old, she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party.
Yo mama's so old, she drove a chariot to high school.
Yo mama's so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket.
Yo mama's so old, she has all the apostles in her black book.
Yo mama's so old, she needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers.
Yo mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
Yo mama's so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.
Yo mama's so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda.
Yo mama's so old, she used to gang bang with the Flintstone's.
Yo mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Yo mama's so old, she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license.
Yo mama's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.
Added: Sunday 5th July 2009 12:00:01
YOUR MOMMAS SO POOR
Your Mommmas so poor that when some kid stole her skate board she said "Hey who took the family car?"
Added: Sunday 28th June 2009 12:00:02
YO MAMMA
yo mamma so fat that when she sits oh a rectangle table she sits next to every body!!!!!!
Added: Tuesday 2nd June 2009 00:00:01
SO UGLY
she went into an hunted house and came out with an application
when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
even Freddy Krueger has nightmares of her.
they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
when a cop asked for her drivers license he arrested her for carrying a concealed weapon.
she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
that she scared the shit out of the toilet.
she went to get her nose pierced & got stabbed in the ass!
when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras
her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
she made an onion cry.
when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours... for a quote!
she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
she looks out the window and gets arrested!
even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
she turned Medusa to stone!
The NHL banned her for life
people go as her for Halloween.
that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
she scares the roaches away.
I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Added: Saturday 24th January 2009 00:00:01
YO MAMMA...FAT
Yo Mamma is so fat that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.
Added: Sunday 4th January 2009 12:00:02
YO MAMA IS SO FLAT
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book!
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!
Added: Saturday 6th December 2008 00:00:01
KNOCK KNOCK 2
knock knock: Whos there?
JO.
JO who.
JO momma.
Added: Tuesday 25th November 2008 06:00:01
YO MAMMA SO STUPID...
Yo Mamma so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death!!!
Added: Wednesday 5th November 2008 12:00:01
YO MAMA IS SO POOR
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Added: Sunday 5th October 2008 00:00:01
YO MAMMA SO POOR
yo mamma is so poor she has ticktacks on layway.
Added: Saturday 27th September 2008 18:00:01
YO MAMA SO FAT 2
Yo Mama so fat she could sell shade.
Yo Mama so fat when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
Yo Mama so fat if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!
Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
Yo mama's so fat she's not kidding when she says "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!"
Yo mama's so fat people call her moses, cause every time she steps in water it parts!
Added: Sunday 14th September 2008 18:00:01
POOR
Yo mamma's so poor, I stepped on a match at her house and she yelled
"who turned the lights out"
Added: Sunday 7th September 2008 06:00:01
OLD
Yo mamma's so old , i patted her on the back and her tits fell off.
Added: Thursday 4th September 2008 12:54:15
TIC TACS
yo mamma so fat she makes free willy look like a tic tac.
Added: Saturday 30th August 2008 18:00:01
YO MAMA IS SO SHORT
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
Yo mama so short she models for trophys.
Added: Thursday 21st August 2008 06:00:02
YO MAMA IS SO DARK
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.
Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
Added: Friday 18th July 2008 18:00:01
FATTY
yo mamma's so fat that every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Added: Friday 27th June 2008 00:00:02
YO MAMA IS SO GREASY
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
Added: Wednesday 18th June 2008 00:00:02
YO MAMA'S HEAD SO LARGE
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
Added: Tuesday 10th June 2008 06:00:01
EYELIDS
Your Momma's so fat, when she blinks, her eyelids clap!
Added: Saturday 17th May 2008 12:00:02
YO MAMMA IS SO OLD
Yo Momma is so old she was in Jesus yearbook!
Added: Saturday 10th May 2008 00:00:02
YO MAMA IS SO BALD
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Added: Monday 14th April 2008 12:00:03
YO MAMA IS SO NASTY
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave
Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
Added: Sunday 6th April 2008 06:00:02
YO MAMA'S HOUSE IS SO DIRTY
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Added: Saturday 5th April 2008 12:00:03
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Added: Friday 28th March 2008 06:00:01
STUCK!
yo mamma's so fat that when she jumped up in the air she got stuck!
Added: Monday 24th March 2008 06:00:02
YO MAMA'S TEETH ARE SO YELLOW
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Added: Wednesday 19th March 2008 00:00:02
HAUNTED HOUSE
Yo mama is so ugly she walked into a huanted house and came out with an application.
Added: Saturday 8th March 2008 12:00:03
MISCELLANEOUS YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!
Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
Yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
Yo mama twice the man you are.
Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.
Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Yo mama middle name is Rambo.
Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."
Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.
Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.
I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."
Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
Added: Monday 11th February 2008 12:00:02
YO MAMA HAS
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.
Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.
Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree.
Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.
Yo mama has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.
Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.
Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.
Yo mama has a short arm and can't applaude.
Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!
Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.
Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns.
Yo mama has a wooden leg with branches.
Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.
Added: Sunday 10th February 2008 18:00:03
YO MAMMA IS SO DUMB
Your momma is so dumb that she put a free cookie on layaway.
Added: Tuesday 22nd January 2008 12:00:01
YO MAMA'S GLASSES SO THICK
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Added: Saturday 15th December 2007 18:00:02
YO MAMA'S HEAD SO SMALL
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Added: Wednesday 28th November 2007 12:00:03
SO STUPID
Yo mamma's so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mamma's so stupid, it took her ten minutes to cook Minute Rice.
Yo mamma's so stupid, she stared at a Ford for an hour because it said "Focus."
Yo mamma's so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket for a night and starved to death.
Yo mamma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mamma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Added: Tuesday 20th November 2007 18:00:02
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT....
Your momma is so fat, when she goes swimmin, she leaves a ring around the lake!
Added: Saturday 3rd November 2007 06:00:02
TO BE CONTINUED
Ur Momma So Fat wen she stands on weighing scales it Reads to be continued.
Added: Saturday 27th October 2007 00:00:02
YO MAMA SO FAT
yo mama so fat when she stands on the scales it says stay tuned for the next episode.
Added: Friday 5th October 2007 06:00:03
YO MOMMA IS SO FAT
your momma is so fat that when she was in Asia, a car in New York swerved to stop from hitting her.
Added: Monday 20th August 2007 12:00:02
YO MAMA IS SO HAIRY
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
Added: Saturday 18th August 2007 18:00:01
SO POOR
Yo mamma's so poor, she can't afford to go on welfare.
Yo mamma's so poor, she got thrown out of a homeless shelter.
Yo mamma's so poor, she tried to use food stamps on a gumball machine.
Yo mamma's so poor, a burgler broke into her house and left her some money.
Added: Thursday 9th August 2007 12:00:02
SO FAT
Your mama is so fat that your daddy has to slap her leg and ride the wave up to kiss her.
Added: Thursday 12th July 2007 18:00:01
YO MAMMA HA HA
yo mamma so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail-order.
Added: Saturday 9th June 2007 06:00:02
SO FAT
Your mamma is so fat! She used "Earl Shy" to paint her toenails.
Added: Monday 4th June 2007 00:00:02
YO MA GLASSES
yo mama glasses so big she can she the furture,like cleo.
Added: Saturday 19th May 2007 06:00:02
YO MAMA SO POOR..
Yo Mama so poor that all she could afford to exchange at Christmas were glances.
Yo Mama so poor that she couldn't even afford to scratch an itch.
Yo Mama so poor that she ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo Mama so poor that when you asked what was for dinner yo mama put her foot on the table, pointed to her feet, and said "Corn"
Yo Mama so poor that when someone asked where the bathroom was, she replied "Pick a corner... any corner.
Added: Sunday 13th May 2007 12:00:02
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TITANIC AND YO MAMMA
Do you know what the difference between yo momma and the titanic?
The titanic sunk, yo momma floats.
Added: Thursday 12th April 2007 06:00:03
YO MAMA IS SO UGLY
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!
Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Added: Sunday 8th April 2007 00:00:02
YO MAMA IS SO FAT
yo mama is so fat when she gets on the scales it says stay tuned.
Added: Friday 30th March 2007 06:00:02
SOOOO POOR
Yo mamma so poor I saw her kickin a can down the street and I asked her what she be doin and she said shes movin!
LOL!!!
Added: Monday 19th March 2007 12:00:03
YO MAMA SO OLD...
Yo Mama so old her social security # is 1.
Added: Wednesday 7th March 2007 18:00:01
YO MAMMA IS SO FAT SHE...
Yo Mamma is so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Added: Friday 2nd March 2007 18:00:01
YO MAMA SOO POOR!
Yo mama so POOR I saw her crying by the 25 cent machine, and asked her what's wrong. She said, 'The machine won't take my food stamps!'
Added: Wednesday 7th February 2007 06:00:02
YO MAMA IS SO LAZY
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
Added: Wednesday 27th December 2006 00:00:04
SO UGLY
Yo mamma's so ugly, your daddy took her to work so he wouldn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mamma's so ugly, she got beat with the ugly stick.
Yo mamma's so ugly, kid's go as her for Halloween.
Yo mamma's so ugly, when she was a kid, she didn't have to wear a costume for Halloween
Yo mamma's so ugly, when she went into the haunted house, and came out with a job application.
Yo mamma's so ugly, she scares away roaches.
Added: Tuesday 12th December 2006 00:00:05
YO MAMMA SO STUPID
Yo mamma so stupid, she uses coupons at the 99 cent store.
Added: Thursday 7th December 2006 18:00:02
YO MAMA SO POOR
Yo mama so poor...
...when I rang the doorbell of her house the toilet flushed
...when I went through front door of her house I ended up in the backyard
...when I went into her house and stepped on a ciggarette, she said,"hey who turned off the heater?"
...when I went into her house a cockroach tripped me and an ant stole my wallet.
Added: Wednesday 6th December 2006 18:00:02
YO MAMMA IS SO FAT
yo mamma is so fat, she has to take a bath at sea world.
Added: Sunday 3rd December 2006 18:00:02
YO MAMA HOUSE
yo mama's house is so small that when i threw a rock i hit everyone inside.
Added: Friday 24th November 2006 00:00:04
YO MAMMA SO SMELLS SO BAD.....
Yo Mamma smells so bad that even a dog won't sniff her ass!
Added: Wednesday 15th November 2006 12:00:02
YO MAMA'S HOUSE IS SO SMALL
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Added: Friday 3rd November 2006 18:00:02
LET THERE BE LIGHT!
Your mamma is so fat, when God said let there be light,she had to move!
Added: Wednesday 25th October 2006 06:00:02
YO MAMA SOO FAT!
Yo mama so FAT, she got hit by a bus, and said 'who threw that rock at me?!'
Added: Monday 23rd October 2006 00:00:03
YOUR MAMA CIGARETTE
your mamas so poor, somebody stepped on her cigarette, and she said, "who turned out the lights"?
Added: Tuesday 26th September 2006 06:00:03
YO MOMMA IS SO POOR
Yo momma is so poor she cursed out the lady at McDonalds because they wouldn't put a small fries and a coke in layaway.
Added: Thursday 21st September 2006 12:00:02
MAMA SO STUPID!
Your Mama is so stupid, she sits on the Television and watches the sofa.
Added: Sunday 27th August 2006 18:00:02
YO MAMA
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
Added: Friday 25th August 2006 06:00:02
FAT FEET
Yo Mamma's so far, a friend showed her a picture of her feet.
She didn't recognize them.
Added: Friday 28th July 2006 12:00:03
SO OLD
Yo mamma's so old, she farts dust.
Yo mamma's so old, she ows Jesus $3.
Yo mamma's so old, when God said, "Let there be light," she flipped the switch.
Added: Monday 26th June 2006 23:54:04
YO MAMA'S NOSE IS SO BIG
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!
Added: Thursday 22nd June 2006 18:56:44
YO MAMA IS SO DIRTY
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
Added: Tuesday 20th June 2006 18:57:11
YO MAMA SO..
Yo mama so fat and stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama is so poor that she thought a quarter back was a refund.
Yo mama is so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican Phone Company!!
Yo mama is so fat that she walked in front of the T.v. and I missed 15 minutes of my show.
Yo mama is so poor she chased the garbage truck with a shopping list in her hand.
Yo mama is so poor that she can't pay attention.
Added: Thursday 8th June 2006 18:14:25
YO MAMA SO FAT, THE WHALES SING
Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang "We are family!"
Added: Sunday 4th June 2006 18:14:24
YO MAMA IS SO OLD
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Added: Monday 15th May 2006 11:52:15
YO MAMA IS SO FAT
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out
Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
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YO MAMA IS SO SKINNY
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
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YO MAMA IS SO TALL
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
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90210
Yo mamma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
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AROUND THE HOUSE
Yo mamma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she really sits A-R-O-U-N-D the house.
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SO FAT
Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell, "Hey, Kool-Aid!"
Yo mamma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.
Yo mamma's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!
Yo mamma's so fat, she has her own zip code!
Yo mamma's so fat, it takes a train and two buses to get on her good side.
Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped in the road and I tried to swerve around her, I ran out of gas!
Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed five minutes of the show!
Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a room, someone said, "Woah! Was that a solar eclipse or did Free Willie just walk in?
Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean!
Yo mamma's so fat, she rents shade!
Yo mamma's so fat, she invented the lowrider!
Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over K-Mart, stumbled over Wal-Mart and landed on Target!
Yo mamma's so fat, when she puts on high heels in the morning, by the afternoon they're flats.
Yo mamma's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds.
Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up!
Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, "to be continued."
Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a yellow coat, people run after her yelling "taxi!"
Yo mamma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
Yo mamma's so fat, when she got lost (amazingly) they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.
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YO MAMA IS SO UGLY..
Yo mama is so ugly, her incubator was tinted.
Yo mama is so ugly, puts face in cookie dough to make gorilla cookies.
yo mama is so fat, she mainlines porkchops.
Yo mama is so fat, she sweats BBQ sauce.
Yo mama is so fat, she don't wear Daisey Dukes, she wears Boss Hoggs.
Yo mama is so fat, looks like she has a pack of hot dogs on her neck.
Yo mama is so cross eyed, when she cries, tears go down her back.
Yo mama is so stupid, it took her an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.
Yo mama is so ugly, she has to wear a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
yo mama is so cross eyed, she looks out the front door and sees the back yard.
Yo mama is so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket.
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YO MAMA SO FAT..
Yo mama so fat even god couldn't lift her spirit.
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YO MAMMA IS SO POOR......
Yo mamma is so poor,you stepped on a cigerette in her house and she said,"Who turned off the heat?!"
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YO MAMMA SO FAT
yo mamma so fat, when somebody told her to haul ass, it took 3 trips.
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YO MOMMA IS SO FAT
Your momma is so fat she's not allowed to wear a Malcolm X jacket because they're afraid helicopters might land on her.
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YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY
Yo momma is so ugly she stuck her face out the window and she got arrested for mooning!
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YO MOMMA SO FAT 5
Yo Momma so fat..
... She was born on the 8th, 9th and 10th of July.
... She walked past me & her shadow broke my foot.
... This morning I had coffee with 2 lumps, her and her mother.
... The curtains have made her a lovely skirt.
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YO MOMMA SO UGLY!
Yo Momma so ugly, when she stands in front of the mirror the reflection won't look at her!
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YO MOMMA UGLY!
You mom is so ugly that when she walked out of a pet store the alarm went off!
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YOUR MAMMA 2
Your Mamma is so short.... she could hang-glide on a potato chip.
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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT...
Your momma is so far that when she walks outside with a yellow shirt on everyone yells "Taxi"
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FAT MOM
yo mamma so fat not even god can lift her spirit
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YO MOMMA SO DUMB
Your momma so dumb she tried to drown a fish
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YO MAMMA
yo mamma is so fat that she did a back flip and hit jeues chin
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