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BUMPER STICKERS (updated Tuesday 21st May 2013 00:00:01 EDT)
BUMPER STICKER
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
Added: Wednesday 10th August 2011 12:00:01
BUMPER STICKER
We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.
Added: Friday 3rd June 2011 18:00:01
A BARTENDER
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Added: Friday 1st April 2011 06:00:01
BUMBER STICKER
So many pedestrians, so little time.
Added: Saturday 18th December 2010 00:00:01
I'M JUST DRIVING
I'm just driving this way to get you mad.
Added: Tuesday 26th October 2010 06:00:01
GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE
Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.
Added: Tuesday 17th August 2010 06:00:01
IF YOU THINK...
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
Added: Wednesday 19th May 2010 00:00:02
HELP WANTED TELEPATH:
Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply
Added: Friday 7th May 2010 18:00:01
GOOD DEED
When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.
Added: Friday 7th May 2010 12:00:01
BE NICE TO...
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Added: Thursday 4th March 2010 18:00:01
BEAUTY IS...
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Added: Wednesday 27th January 2010 06:00:02
BUMPER STICKER
This is not an abandoned vehicle.
Added: Saturday 7th November 2009 18:00:01
BUMBER STICKER
So many pedestrians, so little time.
Added: Saturday 17th October 2009 12:00:01
HANG UP
Hang up and drive.
Added: Monday 5th October 2009 18:00:01
CAUTION!
CAUTION! I can go from 0 to BITCH in 2.5 seconds.
Added: Friday 14th August 2009 18:00:01
I PRETEND TO WORK
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
Added: Sunday 12th July 2009 12:00:01
BUMPER STICKER
This is not an abandoned vehicle.
Added: Wednesday 11th March 2009 00:00:03
IF WE AREN'T SUPPOSED
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Added: Tuesday 24th February 2009 18:00:01
WHO ARE THESE KIDS
Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
Added: Sunday 15th February 2009 18:00:02
BUMPER STICKER
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
Added: Wednesday 11th February 2009 00:00:02
YOU!
You! Off my planet!
Added: Tuesday 9th December 2008 00:00:01
ASK ME ABOUT MICRO
Ask me about micro waving cats for fun and profit.
Added: Wednesday 3rd December 2008 06:00:02
IMPOSSIBLE
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Added: Friday 21st November 2008 06:00:01
HELL
im going to hell how bout you
Added: Tuesday 28th October 2008 00:00:01
KIDS IN...
Kids in the back seat cause accidents;
Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Added: Saturday 12th July 2008 06:00:02
BUMPER STICKERS
Welcome to Sh*t creek. Sorry we are out of paddles.
Added: Sunday 25th May 2008 12:00:02
NOBODY
Nobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody.
Added: Tuesday 29th April 2008 00:00:01
IF AT FIRST YOU
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
Added: Tuesday 11th March 2008 12:00:02
BUMPER STICKER
Help me I cant reach my beer.
Added: Tuesday 1st January 2008 06:00:02
FAT
I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!
Added: Sunday 11th November 2007 06:00:02
BUMPER STICKER
We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.
Added: Tuesday 31st July 2007 00:00:02
SCHOOL
bo:I don't want to go to school the kids hate me!
Ma: But you have to.
Bo: why?
Ma: but your the principal.
Added: Wednesday 27th June 2007 18:00:05
KEEP HONKING,
Keep honking, I'm reloading.
Added: Wednesday 16th May 2007 12:00:09
ERRORS HAVE BEEN MADE
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
Added: Saturday 14th April 2007 06:00:03
BUMPER STICKERS
I'm not drunk just a shi*y driver!
Added: Tuesday 16th January 2007 15:24:29
A CUBICLE
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
Added: Tuesday 15th August 2006 06:00:02
I MAJORED IN LIBERAL ARTS.
I majored in liberal arts. Would you like fries with that?
Added: Friday 26th May 2006 18:14:16
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