| How many scenes have you done? "I've only done like 20 films." Anyone on your must-have list? "I'd fuck you." What? Me? That tape better be working. "Oh, god, I'm not smiling. I'm so closing the gap." Why would you do that? "Not all the way, but I'm gonna close it." "Everybody likes it!" Yeah, we like it! "I'm tired of being the girl with the gap-toothed smile." "I'm the girl with the tits and the bubble butt." "You cannot compare that." "I don't like my butt. You don't like your teeth." What do you mean you don't like your butt? "It's too bubbly." You're both crazy. "Listen, you can't compare my fucking gapey-ass teeth to your cute little bubble ass on that skinny little frame. OK? You want to see big ass, I'll turn around for you. I was made fun of when I was little for having gap teeth." Will you turn around? "Really?" Yes, really! - Oh, yes, what a horribly enormous ass. "That enough?" No. "I had fangs." "I would like fangs, because I'm into biting and the vampire thing. So I'd probably totally dig that. I'd like someone to bite me." I'd love to bite you. "I think it's sexy. People associate you having a gap with you being fucking ignorant. That's what pisses me off about that. And they all can fucking lick my ass, because that doesn't mean I'm stupid." You doing d.p.s these days? "I don't want to do d.p.s. That was my first and only." How many scenes have you done so far? "Max 25, and that includes internet." What's your favorite scene so far, Miss Naudia? "The Michael Stefano scene in Fresh New Faces." "She was nominated for an AVN Award. Best Sex Scene." "I'd only done my 18th film when I was nominated. I'd only been in a year." As most do. "But it was a Latin porn, not even English. And then, I remember, in the same house at the same time, my dad had a lot of fat chick magazines. Oooooh, that's bad - he's gonna kill me. He had a lot of magazines. That's the first time I ever watched porn. That tripped my ass, my dad's into fat chicks! What was the question?" First porn you ever saw? "When I was like, 15, 14, I watched the Kama Sutra with my boyfriend." Did you like it? "It was pretty okay. I'm not down with watching people have sex to get aroused." "She likes to have sex." "I want people to watch me have sex. I want to be the one that they're watching. I think it's pitiful if you have to watch people on TV to get it up with your wife or husband. Like whacking off at the same time, sitting next to them." Courtesy Of AVN |
