| Dear Grrl Power: I get really scared when I read about these high school shootings. I'm a popular cheerleader and all the geeks at my school wish I was dead. I need a gun to protect my fresh, 18-year-old body. You know, like the soft folds of my virgin pussy lips. My over-sensitive nipples that puff way out when you pinch them. And my tight little asshole, elastic enough to wrap around the biggest cock you can shove in there. Do you have a big gun for me, mister? - Concerned in Colorado |
