| 3 Disc Set! The Neu Version! Behind The Scenes! Original Classic! When working girls (Riley Mason, Joanna Angel, Justine Joli, Tiger, Sierra Sin, Felix Vicious and Nyomi Zen) get together to share some of their shocking trick-tales, we get brutally honest accounts of what it's like to fuck for a living in the bowels of Los Angeles (Eon won't call it L.A. and he STILL won't shoot in the Valley). These girls may have different stories, but they have one thing in common: Old Mans Hands (a creepy old raincoater played by Dirty Harry). They find something else to share when they pick up an old VHS copy of the OG New Wave Hookers at a garage sale: something makes them keep watching, and before they know it, they're captivated and turned-on, and they become. . .Neu Wave Hookers. Fascinated with the films strange hold they decide to investigate, breaking-in and snooping around VCA HQ, where they uncover the infamous Dark Report 2 (an ancient press release where Greg Dark brags about discovering Traci at a car wash). In a role that gives new meaning to role-play, Dana DeArmond plays the notorious bombshell, giving, perhaps, the most provocative blowjob in DVD history. You may be wondering why it's changed from New to Neu? One reason is because this isn't a sequel; it's a re-envisioning of the Dark Bros opus. And just as the girls in the original become freaks when exposed to the new wave music, the sizzling soundtrack to this film (Gold Chains, Dirty Sanchez, Avenue D, etc.) is enough to turn any slut into a Neu Wave Hooker. Eon McKai worked hard to bring you the neu shit, and with this project, he finally realized his dream of creating a stable where the guys are dreamy enough for your girlfriend, and the girls are nasty enough for your boyfriend. Eon McKai is even more sensitive, but even harder than ever. So tell her, she's not a slut. . .she's a Neu Wave Hooker. This is Neu Wave Hookers! |
