| "Hi everyone. I'm back again with more sexual experiences to share with you. It starts off when I receive a tape from Katie Gold. Evidently she got wind of a contest that I am hosting right now with Pop Smear Magazine and went to town with her new video camera. I am accepting home video tapes from my fans- the person who submits the most insane one will win an all expense paid trip to the next Shane's World trip. This tape put me in the mood and I decided to call up my pals and head out to Big Bear for a few days of unending stimulation. We packed up and headed out, expecting deluxe accommodations, we were shocked to find ourselves laid up in a doll house. Luckily for the leasing party, the doll house did come complete with the best Jacuzzi jets I ever sat on- Yes, I have the swollen pussy lips to prove it. Now this is where the video really starts and I don't want to give too much away..." -Shane |
